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Mysterious Circumstances
The uniforms had pastries and patted their paunches while he grilled the maid who found the stiff floating unconcious poor old Riff can't solve a case can't pass the Seargant's exam if he can't crack this one it's back to Bunko busting tourist scams the widow Rita stood to inherit the house on a seaside bluff but surely others had reasons to see her husband snuffed those cliffs are all scaly with smooth individuals living of fat trust funds and portfolio residuals
Riff scratched a match on new wingtips and took a lazy look around he saw a Jag covered in the garage while the maid gave Rita a rubdown but who fed ground chuck and prozac to the family border collie who was that shadow on the beach with a crate and loading dolly Rita said her and Kenny were close as Cuban eyebrows they wed after a whirlwind romance Maya Angelou wrote their vows when Kenny met Rita she was just a college tart pole dancing for panty tips turquoise earrings and a teflon heart
Kenny fell hard that weekend down in Ft. Lauderdale Rita's fake accent was foreign, she liked Chanelle and Ralph Lauren and had nipples like roofing nails but she was crude and coarse he was sweet talking and suave but soon her pink n purple bikinis all became fuscia and mauve well, it came down from the captain the election was a three-way race the DA wanted Kenny's coffin to be an open and shut case so Riff snooped around the beach hearing tales of insurance and China White Concorde shopping trips to Paris and jealous tempers like dynamite
one surfer hated the maid said she crazy, said she was Wiccan saw her dancing through a window waving incense and dead chickens the partial print on the pill jar the maid giving a Penthouse massage fresh gullshit on a car they said never leaves the garage he thought he had it figgered but one loose end still dangled who was the bloody corner of that black triangle Riff nursed a couple of drinks then drove back up that night that house crouched like a gargoyle on the bluff in the moonlight
he found a suicide note curled up by a printer it looked like she slit her wrists to free the roses of winter but something slipp'ry went by like a snake, like an eel he whirled but the last thing he heard was the squeak of dolly wheels the sea knows it won't be made an honest woman by the moon so why should she care if Rita swept her footprints from the dunes well, it didn't take as long for the rich to digest the crimes as it did for that hammerhead shark to digest poor Riff's new Florsheim's
(c)2002 Robert George
[This message has been edited by couchgrouch (edited 06-12-2002).]
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