Zombies
Verse
I saw a zombie with a protest sign.
It said he was a vegan.
He was snacking on a piece of sausage.
And wearing a cardigan.
Pre chorus
He ate like a slob; but he was stylish.
He sported a perfect smile.
A lot Like a crocodile.
Chorus
Zombies are people, zombies are people.
Zombies are people like you.
Verse
I saw a zombie with the president.
They were talking politics.
I could tell that he was power hungry.
I saw how he licked his lips.
Pre chorus
It was plain to see; he was a liberal.
He hungered for control.
He apparently had no soul.
Chorus
Zombies are people, zombies are people.
Zombies are people like you.
Verse
I saw the zombie in a restaurant.
He said I’ll have the fillet.
When the waiter offered him a salad.
he told him not on my grave.
Pre chorus
He ate with chopsticks like he was Chinese.
But he wasn’t an Asian.
He was just on vacation.
Chorus
Zombies are people, zombies are people.
Zombies are people like you.
Verse
I saw the zombie on television.
He was anchoring the news.
I could tell he was somebody’s puppet.
Bringing in their revenue.
Pre chorus
His wooden tongue made a clack, clacking sound.
As he spouted his sponsor’s views.
Ah but he looked so sincere.
Chorus
Zombies are people, zombies are people.
Zombies are people like you.

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